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Collar Demotivational Poster

10 POPPED COLLARS - Where is your god now???

TAGS: collars
Rating: 2.58/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 4:54 am
Post to Douche Archives

REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony

TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones

18 Inches -


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.


TAGS: foxy dunlop tired collar
Rating: 4.97/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:59 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:58 am
Not sure you can help that particular animal Tellit... Looks decided taxidermy-ed
tellitlikeitis - June 9, 2011, 10:57 pm
Although a good idea... sorry, i'm too much of an animal lover for even photoshop.


TAGS: bones and a collar that is all that is left
Rating: 3.68/5

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Reality Lord - August 31, 2009, 4:22 am

loved it.
MO - August 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
My my my! 5 bent doggy bones, buried in shallow graves. (so we can dig them up quickly and often, and giggle our asses off)
KDP3 - August 18, 2009, 6:11 pm
my God thats epic
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
My pleasure...Thanks guys!
doofenshmirtz - August 18, 2009, 3:22 pm
ha ha ha ha lol lol lmao lmao I ..............think..............I'm ............going....................die.....................lmao lmao...........Oh.............god...........I ............can't .................bre...........ath..................
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 3:10 pm
no no laughing so hard it hurts
BoneCD - August 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
What, too early?
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 2:58 pm
i'm sorry for the owners but im laughing here in pain

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

POLITE ENQUIRY - So, um, Gladys I just wondered... Do YOUR collar and cuffs match?

TAGS: collar cuffs hair women
Rating: 2.47/5

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Koradan - December 17, 2009, 5:24 pm
The one standing was, I believe, Lt. Ellis..... I think....
Koradan - December 17, 2009, 5:24 pm
Ah, I remember this show -- "UFO", back in the 70's!! They were the officer babes on Moon Base; they all had purple hair as part of their uniform.
Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 12:28 pm
Yeah, nad underneath those wigs they are both as bald as a babies butt. I'd pay to see the outcome of this!

Self-Esteem -

TAGS: puppy collar tag too cute
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - July 27, 2015, 1:03 am
...while others put their shoes on the wrong feet and their shirt on backwards! LOL! 5L!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:44 am

STEPS HAD TO BE TAKEN - At first, we didn't mind that Uncle Jake believed that he had once been a bulldog. We just can't have him licking his junk at family gatherings whenever he wants to.

TAGS: collar
Rating: 4.38/5

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BoneCD - April 14, 2010, 4:11 pm
5 Poodles in my book! Nicely done!
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:17 am
No, not me. I've been trying to lick my junk for years! Cudos to this Jake though!. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 9:05 am
Jake? you party animal you. 5L
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 1:08 am
Very well done.

DO NOT - step into the light

TAGS: popped collar poltergeist
Rating: 4.62/5

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coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 9:05 pm
I love a good scary story Airman! 5L.

NECKTIE - I feel smarter all ready.

DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)

SHOP AT COSTCO - Get the Jumbo size of Bronzer and go all the way down.

TAGS: douchebags no popped collar
Rating: 2.55/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:25 am
It's only common sense.


TAGS: popped collars
Rating: 1.92/5

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BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 12:46 pm
I assume you're joking, you have like $7, I'm English and I think I have more dollars than that.
Captain Douchebag - June 28, 2008, 2:46 am
If it's not, though...That'd be too good.
Mee - June 28, 2008, 2:40 am
this was obviously a joke
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 11:04 pm
I'm tempted to think one of the bills is folded in half to make it look like there's more money, but you could be right.
Max - April 27, 2008, 10:07 pm
Actually, I think it's seven. But they still look preppy. Which is only a bad thing.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 12:22 pm
Yeah, you're pretty badass showing off six dollars.

THAT - is what she said.

Stray Bar -

Kisses -

TAGS: man memory lipstick collar wife question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 16, 2016, 12:07 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - April 16, 2016, 5:02 am
Clever, UP yours

Rip-Off -


TAGS: collard and i m not talkin greens
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2013, 8:49 pm
ughomer - April 9, 2013, 5:35 pm
Greeny! Do I spy a GaryO user icon in this marvelous poster?